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Ranch pussy 

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Ranch pussy by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Buffalo Ranch Pussy 

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.
YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!

Pussy Ranch 

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.
"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."
Pussy Ranch by awh13 August 19, 2016

Pussy with a side of ranch 

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.
Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

Pussy with a side of ranch 

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.
Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?