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Ranch pussy 

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Ranch pussy by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Buffalo Ranch Pussy 

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.
YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!

Pussy Ranch 

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.
"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."
Pussy Ranch by awh13 August 19, 2016

Pussy with a side of ranch 

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.
Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

Pussy with a side of ranch 

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.
Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019