Randosexual

Randosexual is when a person is sexually attracted to basically anything except for what they have at home. Picking up strays at the bar? Randosexual. Hitting the new girl at the office? Randosexual. Slipped and fell into a waitress? Randosexual.

Yeah, I had to get rid of Marcus. After he gave me 3 STD’s, I decided he was just too randosexual for me.

Randosexual by BadAtty July 17, 2025

Rabiosexual 

Rabiosexuality is not the attraction to having rabies, that was a joke made by straight people that got seen by the queer community rather than the actual definition. Rabiosexual is a sexuality made by an Autistic person in the Queer community that was tired of straight people making fun of eccentric autistic people, and queer people that "shove their queerness in their faces".

"Oh, hey, by the way, I'm rabiosexual."
"What's that?"
"It means I'm autistic and queer, it was made to accept the bullying done by straight neurotypicals, like the song Yankee Doodle was originally made to make fun of America."

Rabiosexual by EtherealStarlight April 14, 2021

Radusexual 

When you are gay, except for that one really good friend named Radu

- I saw you hooking up with a sexy man last night Toni. I thought you have a girlfriend!
- I do, but I'm radusexual actually.

Radusexual by SVRF January 15, 2022

rando-sexual 

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.

Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

rando-sexual by Jonathan Sullenberger December 22, 2016

Bandosexual 

a person who is either only sexually attracted to band geeks or is a band geek themselves and only dates other fellow band geeks. is not used meaning a band that has group sex together.

Guy Band Geek: that girl could play my clarinet anytime
Other Kid: you're so bandosexual

Bandosexual by Pseudonym_10 July 7, 2014

Rabiosexual 

A rabiosexual is someone attracted to rabies and rabies infected people. Rabies is a disease that attacks the central nervous system and is most often found in wild animals and usually results in death. After a Tumblr blog made a parody LGBT pride flag for the group, many of the site's users began to sarcastically champion "Rabies pride," though it was unclear if all participants were sarcastic.

"I survived the rabiosexual epidemic of 2018"

Rabiosexual by Arctic_Ghost August 15, 2018

Ranboosexual 

People who decide that they don’t mind crossing Ranboos boundaries. Don’t be Ranboosexual it’s wrong and makes Ranboo uncomfortable.

Nobody likes someone who is Ranboosexual

Ranboosexual by {enderm1t3} June 15, 2022