Randomware

n. A mispronunciation of "RANDSOMWARE" when you are talking to your IT Security team about incident reports and accidentally mispronounce it as "RANDOMWARE". Because let's face it, you are a non-technical person talking to people who live in the Matrix.

Originated from an OG OIT Department meeting.

While ransomware is designed to block access to a computer system or files until a ransom is paid, randomware is when you are trying to talk the talk with your IT Security team and fail miserably at using the right lingo. So now you have to own it and coin a new term in the department.

Randomware by JUSTAPMP July 15, 2026

ransomware 

Ransomware is computer malware which holds a computer system, or the data it contains, hostage against its user by demanding a ransom for its restoration.

G1: Shit Lorobot is a ransomware worm. i can open my file coz it's encrypted!
G2: pwned!

ransomware by batn00b December 3, 2009

randomated 

if something is very, very random.

Codey: pink cows floating on fluffy blue clouds
Charlie: thats randomated

randomated by penguin47 November 10, 2006

randomate 

Company name for an online speed dating website.

Jim met his girlfriend while speed dating on randomate.com

randomate by ReggieStyles April 11, 2008

randomlyredneckish 

A guy that sometimes acts like a total Asshole, but but deep down inside is even worse than first thought

This guy RandomlyRedneckish has a huge penis

randomlyredneckish by RandomlyRedneckish January 5, 2019

randomage 

comes from the boltonian expression meaning to be as random as possible. its used whenever randomly possible.

thats utter randomage

randomage by kitz, katie, emily and lauren May 13, 2005

randomate 

To randomly change.

The Registration on the business card randomates.

randomate by Joel Brown May 25, 2004