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is someone who cannot spell, cannot be erased and is a pain in the arse.
Lord Smelly says "Cy_borg is randoid"
randoid by Phorums June 15, 2008
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A person who is random and is not relevant to another persons life
John- Hey who is that guy Craig

Julie- oh I don’t know him he is some randoid from San Bernardino
Randoid by Pookinator5(67 November 3, 2023
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randroid 

A person of high school age, typically white and invariably born to an upper-class or upper-middle-class family. Will, upon reading Atlas Shrugged at the recomendation of randroid friend, believe their comfortable position in life to be attributed to their own efforts, talents, and imagined superiority, instead of the five to six-figure income of his parent(s).

If interested in politics, randroids make a point of vocally berating any forms of socialism, not thinking twice of saying people who can't get by without some sort of welfare don't deserve to live, within earshot of students who have after-school jobs out of necesity.

The randroid affliction sometimes lasts into college, depending on whether or not the afflicted recieved a trust fund from their parent(s). If so, randroids can be identified at this point by their difficulty in holding things with their hands, due to the near-total absence of friction caused by a lack of anything resembling calluses. If not, they cease being randroids by getting a job and a sense of humor.
That randroid said me and my family was scum when he saw my mom paying with food stamps, so I gave him a swirly.
randroid by moderation September 16, 2008

randroid 

A follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement. Often marked by exclusivist rhetoric, dogmatic individualism, and determinedly narcissistic self-praise.
That randroid keeps telling everyone how great he is by being "true to himself." Bah.
randroid by Pau February 18, 2004

Randomidous 

(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.

(Randomidous is always capitalized)
Girl1: My homie always tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.
Randomidous by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

Randroid 

A blind follower of Ayn Rand & her philosophy of objectivism.

Randroids are often selfish rich kids who want to justify being rich and economically conservative, or "classical liberalism" and engaging in illegal activities such as drug use and having sex with underage girls.

Randroids will always say shit like "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" regardless of the fact that most of them inherit their wealth as did their fathers, and their fathers before them.

Randroids are never working-class folks getting by paycheck to paycheck, and do not care about such people.

Privatizing everything, from police to schools, is their dream.

To a Randroid, being nice, charitable, altruistic and fair is to be a morally reprehensible person and such things are vices.

A hero to them is a selfish man who takes what he wants, does what he wants and cares only about himself.
Bob: "Why should I care if you're starving?

You're just lazy! Grow some legs and get a job you bum!"

Tyler: "Bob you Randroid, he's a deaf mute! Go spend your trustfund on booze and weed!"
Randroid by ExtremeMetalFTW April 10, 2010

Randomidity 

When referring to a person's nature as random due to certain actions or thing they may say that you may find random.
"Omg I just LOVE your pure Randomidity!"
Randomidity by dramaqueen123 March 4, 2010
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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