Randokiddo will eat all of us!!! , nom nom nom , Im RandoKiddo and im ordering the whole mcdonalds menu instead of saving for my cancer... , My cancer is contagious beware!
(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.
(Randomidous is always capitalized)
Girl1: My homiealways tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.
A term coined as the opposite of pareidolia (the tendency to see faces in random patterns). Randomidolia is the tendency to see randomness in faces—to dismiss genuine expressions, meaningful gestures, or significant signals as meaningless noise. Where pareidolia finds faces in clouds, Randomidolia finds clouds in faces: genuine emotion dismissed as random movement, intentional communication reduced to accident, meaningful expression explained away as nothing. It's the bias of those so afraid of seeing meaning where none exists that they fail to see meaning where it does. The Randomidoliac looks at a crying child and sees only facial muscle contractions.
"The child made the same gesture every time she was scared. Randomidolia says: coincidence, nothing more. But the gesture wasn't random—it was communication. Randomidolia protects against overinterpretation by ensuring underinterpretation, missing real signals to avoid imagining false ones. Face-blind to meaning."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.