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Randomidous 

(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.

(Randomidous is always capitalized)
Girl1: My homie always tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.
Randomidous by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

Randobiddie 

When you're a a party, and a random biddie that somebody, somewhere at the party knows, but she randomly shows up.
Tony: Yo these Randobiddies are everywhere. You gotta watch out for them cause they be creepin.
Randobiddie by RaptorJesusJuice December 6, 2010

randomidiotonline

Some headass person who doesn't like to go outside and has no balls.
Dude your such a randomidiotonline!
Shut the frick up
randomidiotonline by Duck0321 January 25, 2019

Randomkidtokyo 

Randomkidtokyo is a Tiktoker Known for his confusing content

He is well known through out a lot of people
And he is mainly a nice person

You can be a Randomkidtokyo by being kind for a week
“Hey have you heard of Randomkidtokyo”
“I’m going to be like Randomkidtokyo for a week”

Randomidolia

A term coined as the opposite of pareidolia (the tendency to see faces in random patterns). Randomidolia is the tendency to see randomness in faces—to dismiss genuine expressions, meaningful gestures, or significant signals as meaningless noise. Where pareidolia finds faces in clouds, Randomidolia finds clouds in faces: genuine emotion dismissed as random movement, intentional communication reduced to accident, meaningful expression explained away as nothing. It's the bias of those so afraid of seeing meaning where none exists that they fail to see meaning where it does. The Randomidoliac looks at a crying child and sees only facial muscle contractions.
"The child made the same gesture every time she was scared. Randomidolia says: coincidence, nothing more. But the gesture wasn't random—it was communication. Randomidolia protects against overinterpretation by ensuring underinterpretation, missing real signals to avoid imagining false ones. Face-blind to meaning."
Randomidolia by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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