Randomidous 

(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.

(Randomidous is always capitalized)

Girl1: My homie always tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.

Randomidous by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

Randomitus 

A disease that infects randomness into someones soul causing them to be random for 16 minutes to 92 hours at a time.

Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.

The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.

Doctor: Hi! How's it going Mr. Gotoeboejoeto
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.

15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!

Randomitus by Xalimis January 21, 2011

Randomous Cortex

The part of your brain in which totally ridiculous and random ideas, thoughts, sentences, words are produced. Usually resulting in extreme hilarity or complete confusion among both the speaker and their audience.

Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.

Randomous Cortex by lissylynn92 March 4, 2010

randomousity 

Something that happens randomly; spur of the moment; unplanned.

Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?

Jill: yeah, what about it?

Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!

Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!

randomousity by The King of Vihars June 25, 2006

DJ Randomdoug 

DJ Randomdoug : 1.best fucking dj ever. 2. DJ not of the scratch variety. 3. Lord and master of the club scene
from latin: Deejayus awesumess

for example: whoa is that DJ randomdoug, that guy is the tits....but hes not a scartch DJ.

DJ Randomdoug by Tubby tompkins February 5, 2008

randomnous 

the state of being completely and utterly random.

The randomnousness was overwelming for the normal people.

randomnous by randomnousness January 4, 2004

Randomnous Technonsium 

The act of making something sound scientific for advertising purposes.

All that stuff about shampoo extracts sounds like Randomnous Technonsium

Randomnous Technonsium by Mrsflibble December 31, 2021