A person of high school age, typically white and invariably born to an upper-class or upper-middle-class family. Will, upon reading Atlas Shrugged at the recomendation of randroid friend, believe their comfortable position in life to be attributed to their own efforts, talents, and imagined superiority, instead of the five to six-figure income of his parent(s).
If interested in politics, randroids make a point of vocally berating any forms of socialism, not thinking twice of saying people who can't get by without some sort of welfare don't deserve to live, within earshot of students who have after-school jobs out of necesity.
The randroid affliction sometimes lasts into college, depending on whether or not the afflicted recieved a trust fund from their parent(s). If so, randroids can be identified at this point by their difficulty in holding things with their hands, due to the near-total absence of friction caused by a lack of anything resembling calluses. If not, they cease being randroids by getting a job and a sense of humor.
If interested in politics, randroids make a point of vocally berating any forms of socialism, not thinking twice of saying people who can't get by without some sort of welfare don't deserve to live, within earshot of students who have after-school jobs out of necesity.
The randroid affliction sometimes lasts into college, depending on whether or not the afflicted recieved a trust fund from their parent(s). If so, randroids can be identified at this point by their difficulty in holding things with their hands, due to the near-total absence of friction caused by a lack of anything resembling calluses. If not, they cease being randroids by getting a job and a sense of humor.
That randroid said me and my family was scum when he saw my mom paying with food stamps, so I gave him a swirly.
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Randroids are often selfish rich kids who want to justify being rich and economically conservative, or "classical liberalism" and engaging in illegal activities such as drug use and having sex with underage girls.
Randroids will always say shit like "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" regardless of the fact that most of them inherit their wealth as did their fathers, and their fathers before them.
Randroids are never working-class folks getting by paycheck to paycheck, and do not care about such people.
Privatizing everything, from police to schools, is their dream.
To a Randroid, being nice, charitable, altruistic and fair is to be a morally reprehensible person and such things are vices.
A hero to them is a selfish man who takes what he wants, does what he wants and cares only about himself.
Randroids are often selfish rich kids who want to justify being rich and economically conservative, or "classical liberalism" and engaging in illegal activities such as drug use and having sex with underage girls.
Randroids will always say shit like "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" regardless of the fact that most of them inherit their wealth as did their fathers, and their fathers before them.
Randroids are never working-class folks getting by paycheck to paycheck, and do not care about such people.
Privatizing everything, from police to schools, is their dream.
To a Randroid, being nice, charitable, altruistic and fair is to be a morally reprehensible person and such things are vices.
A hero to them is a selfish man who takes what he wants, does what he wants and cares only about himself.
Bob: "Why should I care if you're starving?
You're just lazy! Grow some legs and get a job you bum!"
Tyler: "Bob you Randroid, he's a deaf mute! Go spend your trustfund on booze and weed!"
You're just lazy! Grow some legs and get a job you bum!"
Tyler: "Bob you Randroid, he's a deaf mute! Go spend your trustfund on booze and weed!"
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Get the r/android mug.Rondroid (ron droid) NOUN. The seductively bland people who loiter in busy public places asking young people to take their “free personality test.”
My friend Jamie took their free personality test.
They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.
They're such lovely people.
They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.
They're such lovely people.
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