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Good Story Randles

Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.
Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."

Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"

randleplex 

To be suplexed backwards onto ones head. Refers to the technique Kevin Randleman used against Fedor Emelianenko in a Pride FC event titled "Critical Countdown 2004." Fedor, however, manged to recover from the powerful takedown and, to the shock of many, win the fight in under two minutes.
Fight fan 1: "According to UFC rules, you cannot drop/spike your opponent directly on his head"

Fight fan 2: "I guess that rules out the chances of seeing any randleplexes"
randleplex by Ali Siddiquee February 22, 2008

Steve Randle

Hot character from the book The Outsiders who is underrated and hates Ponyboy Curtis. Also he loves cars and is best friends with Sodapop Curtis. He fights with his dad a lot.
Steve Randle is beautiful and gorgeous, if you think he’s not you’re just visually challenged.

Julius Randle

New York Knicks PF who signed with them during the 2019 NBA Free Agency market, he is the best Knicks PF of the 21st century.
Julius Randle was an NBA all star in 2021!!!
Julius Randle by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 24, 2021

Rangledick 

When a male has a heavily disfigured penis, whether by an accident or deformation at birth. It is a combination of the words "ravaged" "mangled" and "dick".
"Did you hear that sick bastard Seth tried to fuck a pencil sharpener?"
"Yeah, I hear he's got a wicked case of rangledick now."
Rangledick by Certain Lee May 12, 2017

Randle No Can Handle 

Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.

originated in Hawaii
Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.

Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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