Randalph

The most patient, sweetest, and kindest man in the whole universe. Randalphs are superior to the commonly misconstrued Randolphs with an O. Randalphs are astonishingly handsome with amazing beards that make other randolphs jealous. Randalphs are often loved like no other by their girlfriends who are usually named Michelle. You should strive to be like Randalph. WWRD

Randalphs beard is way better than Randolphs.

Randalph by Shells2020 April 7, 2022

Randolph 

A middle-sized town, located in Morris County, New Jersey. If you come from Randolph you either work from 2:30 PM-10:00 PM every night, or in most cases, your parents are loaded. Randolph is the one town that everyone wants to be in, until they realize that there is nothing to do but go to an occasional weekend party or spend their time driving to a surrounding town to have some fun. The center of Randolph is the Acme, which you can already tell makes this town a shit load of fun. It is often said that you would think a town with so much money would have at least one place to hang out, but your completely wrong. All in all the town of Randolph is not too bad, if you have money, and are not worried about finding something to do on the weekends.

"Yeah, that stuck up J.A.P must be from Randolph."
"Did your daddy buy you that?"
"At least we are going to college..."

Randolph by CJGCB14 October 30, 2006

Lilly Randolph

Lilly Randolph is a kind girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She tries her best to impress and be there for others but she always still ends up in drama and trouble. Lilly Randolph is held by her past, she does not let anyone know that they get to her. She would do anything in the worlds for the people around her but she never lets people to the favor. She is also very scared of opening up to others. Lilly Randolph was adopted at age five. She has two brothers that she never gets to see and one of them she has never meet. She can become annoying but you would grow to love and adore her.

Lilly Randolph is always going to be there for you.

Lilly Randolph by FeatherSoul February 12, 2020

Zach Randolph 

A Zach Randolph is a cocktail: 3 parts blue drink, 1 part vodka. Like the basketball player it's named after, it is not smooth and it will fuck you up.

Also called a Z.Bo

A: I went hard last night. I had at least 5 Zach Randolphs.

B: Zach Randolphs? Don't you mean Z.Bo's?

Zach Randolph by top pot May 24, 2011

Randolph 

You know your from Randolph NJ when:
-There is a party basically every weekend.
-You hate Roxbury & Knolls.
-Almost everyone is completely loaded.
-Your parents are doctors, lawyers, etc.
-Your high school is beastly at Ice Hockey.
-DQ is where every girl works during the summer.
-You stop at Burrinis, ACME, 711, or Dunkin in the morning.
-Budd is your favorite RAM guard.
-Almost everyone drinks/smokes on a daily basis.
-When your bored you either go to a party or drive around.
-Rumors spread like wildfire.
-Basically every girl isnt a virgin.
-Half the school is STD infested.
-You love Randolph even when there isnt anything to do.
-We suck at football.
-Spirit week is the only good week in school.
-When random fights break out for no reason.
-Everyone hates the guidance counselers, vice principles, etc.
-Every guy thinks their fantastic at graffiti.
-The freshman are always slutty as alllll hell.
-You go to the commons if you want to skip class.
-The cooking room is your favorite place to be.
-Everyone either works at Burrinis, Forte, DQ, or in Morristown.
-You know who did what & when.

person 1: wanna go to a party in Randolph?
person 2: hell yea!

Randolph by ohtrue22 January 3, 2010

Randolph-Macon Woman's College 

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.

HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.

Randolph-Macon Woman's College by 2cool4u October 12, 2004

randolph 

When something is so foul it's just randolph. (rancid-randolph)

That dress is randolph.

That encounter was randolph. I got so much second-hand embarrassment

randolph by purple_maddy February 20, 2022