Randall In 

To Randall in is to show up for work late without forewarning or announcement. Showing up for work extremely late.

Gary partied all night so he decided to Randall In to work three hours late.

Randall In by TheInsideMan July 31, 2009

Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.

During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

randalling by LuluMcWordsmith June 3, 2014

Randallize 

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.

Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."

Randallize by FlopJock June 30, 2020

Randallism 

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.

The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.

Randallism by King Randall July 16, 2008

randallize 

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.

That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.

randallize by Randy May 13, 2005

Randallen 

The best, caring, funny, and by far the coolest girl you could meet

Randallen is the best!

Randallen by Mine mine March 12, 2017