ramjob

noun:

A Ramjob is the regular or bi-weekly gathering of soused or sober individuals with the goal of becoming inebriated. Usually occurs at very affordable happy hours at chain-like bar/restaraunts (a la The Ram) but can also be used to describe occasions at a TGIF, Applebees, Denny's or The Rock.

The postfix of -job denotes the gathering occurs after work hours directly preceding a scheduled shift.

Began after a long stretch of Happy Hour visits occuring on Sunday evening at various local bar/restaraunts around the North-Seattle Metro area.

Hey meet me after work for an Applejob" or, "Let's clock off for a Ramjob

by Jkay84 June 12, 2010

Ramjob

When you headbutt a bitch harder than hell then slam your dick into any of her holes

Hey Garry I gave Sasha and Sarah ramjobs last night!!

by rex itsblissard qutwo yt August 7, 2023

Rimjob Steve

Originating from Reddit and the subreddit r/Rimjob_Steve, it’s a name used to describe someone who despite having a questionable or offensive username, has written a wholesome and nice comment.

<AnusDestroyer420> Really unfortunate what happened here, really hoping for the best in your future. You can get through this, god bless

<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here

by Parabola Sexuality May 31, 2019

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

RamJobs

A nickname used by a person whose name usually starts with “r” which basically says they give the best rim jobs

“Hey have you see Ryan?” Other person replies, “You mean have you seen RamJobs?”

by Daddy105 January 14, 2018

Rimjob Ninja

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.

After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.

by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010