Ralphvite 

A Ralphvite is :when you invite someone to an event you know they cannot attend in order to get them to invite you to an event you know they are having.

Calling your pal to Ralphvite them to the US Open at Pebble Beach next week knowing full well that they live in the midwest and cannot possibly get flights or hotels. You on the other hand know they have fabulous seats to every Cavs home game in Cleveland and would love to have you as their guest anytime soon.

Ralphvite by smartguyou June 13, 2010

ralphied 

ralphied: to be assaulted by the person one is bullying whilst they yell incoherently

"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"

"son got raplhied"

"That nigga got ralphied "

"my dude got ralphied"

ralphied by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023

Ralphie 

Ralphie;
When a grown Man has the sense of security in his manhood and masculinity to call himself Ralphie. This is more than likely a man not to fuck with. As these men have lots of ducktape and big trunks.

" Holly shit I didn't pay my debt now how the fuck do I get my hands free and get out of Ralphie's trunk"

Ralphie by Joseph Allalala February 5, 2010

Ralphie Vision 

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

Ralphie Vision by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

Ralphie 

In the movie "A Christmas Story", 10 year old Ralphie cannot wait for the arrival of Christmas so he can get "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." The Nutmeg Lawyer Legal Blawg coined this phrase to describe a someone who is impatient for a result.

I usually tell Ralphies that if we rush their case, it will not bode well for them. They might shoot their eyes out.

Ralphie by Law Baron July 30, 2009

Ralphie 

a strong shy person who gets all the girls and loves hanging with his mates

girl: oh look over there

girl 2: he is such a ralphie

Ralphie by camthewordmaker200 December 10, 2019

ralphie 

ralphies are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot XD dont cheat and will always be faitful.

"whos that guy hes awsome!?"

"thats ralphie"

ralphie by yourmothersmother1234 November 21, 2011