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ralph klein

The best leader the fine Province of Alberta has ever seen. He has rid the province of rats, debt, Provincial sales tax and unfair rules and regulations within the business community and the Oil Patch. Ralph Klein is a conservative, and has brought Alberta's GDP per capita to the number one spot in the country with help from the Oil and Gas industry. Currently, Alberta now pays for the maritime provinces, nunavut, and the northwest territories to exist from revenues from just the province. Ralph's believe in equal treatment for ALL citizens even the rich who are severely taxed for contributing the most to the economic prosperity we all enjoy. He supports fair policies including fair taxation policy for all levels of income earners, not just taxing the rich, and letting the poor pay for nothing. Ralph Klein isn't afraid of being honest and will speak his mind without fear of left-wing cry-babbies making a fuss about the truth. Also, despite his trouble with alcohol, he still managed to lead the province away from economic disaster whilst under the influence.

Now that our great leader is sober, the province has never been better.

"You can't keep spending a buck-ten, when you only have a buck." - The Honourable Ralph Klein
Hey did you see Ralph pwn that commie scumbag?

Ralph Klein will crush the debt and communism with his laser-gun eyesight.
ralph klein by calg-student April 12, 2006

Ralph Klein-ing it 

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.
Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".
Ralph Klein-ing it by phbl August 2, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026