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ralph klein

The best leader the fine Province of Alberta has ever seen. He has rid the province of rats, debt, Provincial sales tax and unfair rules and regulations within the business community and the Oil Patch. Ralph Klein is a conservative, and has brought Alberta's GDP per capita to the number one spot in the country with help from the Oil and Gas industry. Currently, Alberta now pays for the maritime provinces, nunavut, and the northwest territories to exist from revenues from just the province. Ralph's believe in equal treatment for ALL citizens even the rich who are severely taxed for contributing the most to the economic prosperity we all enjoy. He supports fair policies including fair taxation policy for all levels of income earners, not just taxing the rich, and letting the poor pay for nothing. Ralph Klein isn't afraid of being honest and will speak his mind without fear of left-wing cry-babbies making a fuss about the truth. Also, despite his trouble with alcohol, he still managed to lead the province away from economic disaster whilst under the influence.

Now that our great leader is sober, the province has never been better.

"You can't keep spending a buck-ten, when you only have a buck." - The Honourable Ralph Klein
Hey did you see Ralph pwn that commie scumbag?

Ralph Klein will crush the debt and communism with his laser-gun eyesight.
ralph klein by calg-student April 12, 2006

Ralph Klein-ing it 

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.
Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".
Ralph Klein-ing it by phbl August 2, 2010
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