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Ragesturbation
"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"
"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"
"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"
Ragesturbation by CrEaM n' SuGaR May 25, 2017
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rankosaurus rex
The king of the rankosauruses
Timsy: Unbelievable - Jinji went overseas on holiday and he'd left food to rot in his room. I had to bleach all the plates to remove the smell. I vommed a little in my mouth each time I started scrubbing a new one.
Benji: He truly is rankosaurus rex.
Benji: He truly is rankosaurus rex.
rankosaurus rex by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
rankosaurus
Benji: Jinj put coke bottles in his nose - and then tried to eat them out!
Timsy: Ergh! That is rankosaurus! - Gross I vommed a little in my mouth
Benji: Man, who am I hanging out with - a hunting pack of rankosauruses? I hope the 'decency comet' comes to wipe you all out!
Timsy: Ergh! That is rankosaurus! - Gross I vommed a little in my mouth
Benji: Man, who am I hanging out with - a hunting pack of rankosauruses? I hope the 'decency comet' comes to wipe you all out!
rankosaurus by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
rankosauruses
Timsy: Fark you wouldn't have believed the smell, it was revolting. How long had you left those burgers rotting in that bag for?
Jinji: It'd only been like one month?
Timsy: You are the king of the rankosauruses - you truly are rankosaurus rex
Jinji: It'd only been like one month?
Timsy: You are the king of the rankosauruses - you truly are rankosaurus rex
rankosauruses by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
rawrosaurous
rawrosaurous by sikwithcarts August 4, 2007
Rapeasauras Rex
Omg the Rapeasauras Rex burst through the walls of are locker room yesterday and raped the living shit out of me. all my friends lost there virginity that day.
Rapeasauras Rex by Kool Kidz Klub June 23, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026