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Raccoon tail 

Prior to completion of doggystyle anal intercourse, the feces covered penis is removed from the anus and placed on the back of the recipient with the penis remaining the asscheeks. Upon climax, the gifter will apply pressure to his penis with one or two hands as to remove the feces onto the back of the recipient. A quick design should be made while, in one motion applying raccoon eyes to the recipient.
It was a good night until I gave her the raccoon tail. She kicked me out before I could wash my hands and I had to do a shitty hands walk of shame.
Raccoon tail by Kingding Aling August 1, 2020
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raccoon tail extensions 

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*

Racoon Tail 

The wispy hair that runs out of a chicks ass crack and up her back. Most easily seen on Italian or other dark haired Women.
Sure shes a hot Italian chick, but I bet shes sporting a "Racoon Tail"
Racoon Tail by Shelby Dude August 8, 2007

Raccoon Tailing 

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.
Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.

Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."
Tailless Raccoon by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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