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RTX 5000 series 

RTX 40x0 series, but instead of "40x0" it says "50x0".

also a firestarter since they draw a FUCKTON of power, causing the connectors to smell funny in a long (more like "short") run
example 1.
A: should I order the 5090 as a jump from my aging 2060 super?
B: don't. the RTX 5000 series is basically 4000 but nvidia just changed the first number from 4 to 5. if you really want a fast GPU then you can try getting the 4090. but the safest option will be Radeon 7900 XTX, which doesn't feature these half-assed power connectors.

example 2.
A: week ago, I built my new PC with a 7800X3D paired with an RTX 5090 that costed me $4000. and yesterday, when I was playing Baldur's Gate 3 my PC shut off and none of basic troubleshooting worked so I took off the side panel and my nose instantly felt the funny smell coming out from the GPU connector.
B: should've bought a 4090 which would be a cheaper option. or should've waited for the Radeon 9070 XT...

example 3. (EXAGGERATION WARNING)
C: I see people are complaining about the RTX 5000 series and the news showing that the recently tested 5080 actually performs worse than even a 4070 super! but since I am a lazy Redditor, scrolling subreddits 24/7, weighting more than a compact car, maining BZ-176 and lefh18B2 in World of Tanks, buying new FIFA/FC game every year and being full-time discord mod who bans innocent members, I will still waste my entire savings on a scalper-priced 5090 for some sweet Reddit Karma!

(the GIF won't show up on the modern Urban Dictionary website but it was an image of an nvidia RTX card)
RTX 5000 series by SomerandomDDfreak February 24, 2025
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