RTX 5000 series 

RTX 40x0 series, but instead of "40x0" it says "50x0".

also a firestarter since they draw a FUCKTON of power, causing the connectors to smell funny in a long (more like "short") run

example 1.
A: should I order the 5090 as a jump from my aging 2060 super?
B: don't. the RTX 5000 series is basically 4000 but nvidia just changed the first number from 4 to 5. if you really want a fast GPU then you can try getting the 4090. but the safest option will be Radeon 7900 XTX, which doesn't feature these half-assed power connectors.

example 2.
A: week ago, I built my new PC with a 7800X3D paired with an RTX 5090 that costed me $4000. and yesterday, when I was playing Baldur's Gate 3 my PC shut off and none of basic troubleshooting worked so I took off the side panel and my nose instantly felt the funny smell coming out from the GPU connector.
B: should've bought a 4090 which would be a cheaper option. or should've waited for the Radeon 9070 XT...

example 3. (EXAGGERATION WARNING)
C: I see people are complaining about the RTX 5000 series and the news showing that the recently tested 5080 actually performs worse than even a 4070 super! but since I am a lazy Redditor, scrolling subreddits 24/7, weighting more than a compact car, maining BZ-176 and lefh18B2 in World of Tanks, buying new FIFA/FC game every year and being full-time discord mod who bans innocent members, I will still waste my entire savings on a scalper-priced 5090 for some sweet Reddit Karma!

(the GIF won't show up on the modern Urban Dictionary website but it was an image of an nvidia RTX card)

RTX 5000 series by SomerandomDDfreak February 24, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004