RSV 

Real Sexy Vagina

She has a RSV.

RSV by Motley Sinner January 14, 2017

RSV 

Reserve.

Or "No RSV" as seen on ebay or sites where you can buy stuff from users. Means No Reserve.

Meaning you can't reserve it, pretty self explanatory.

Super awesome Hello Kitty bookbag LIMITED EDITION ONLY THREE EVER MADE bidding starts at 99 cents NO RSV!

RSV by Zure the Dark Being June 12, 2013

RSV 

"Réparations Supérieurs à la Valeur de remplacement", French for a car that would be too expensive to repair compared to buying the same model brand new.

It’s what you say when you’re "dead" or too tired.

Person 1: Pelo j’suis RSV sa mère
Person 2: Va te poser à la maiz

Person 1: Dude I’m RSV rn
Person 2: Stfu and let’s go to a club

RSV by i_make_urbandic_defs August 31, 2025

RSV ME

RSVPing to a party or event you weren't invited to, particularly on Facebook. Usually known as a douche/ desperate move unless if you RSVP in another country for hysterical purposes.

Aww damn! They didn't invite me to their party. Oh well, leeeetttsss just RSV ME to this beast and we'll all be good here. I gotta fuel my insecurity somehow.

RSV ME by Freddy the Deady October 12, 2010

RSV2 

Rainbow Six: Vegas 2

Sorry dude. I wasn't ignoring ya. I was playing RSV2 and I forgot my away message on AIM

RSV2 by Kaname-Kun January 16, 2009

RSVP 

Dan Fox's definition is correct, except the actual french phrase is "Repondez s'il vous plait".

Please RSVP before the 25th.

RSVP by EJL December 12, 2003

RSVP the Divorce 

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.

"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."

RSVP the Divorce by DonKehote August 23, 2011