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RSTP Syndrome 

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
RSTP Syndrome by George McBob April 23, 2009

rrspposdb 

Roid-Raging, Small Penis, Piece Of Shit, Douche Bag

Often, but not limited to one who drives a pick-up truck and is tooled around by a racing company. This alleged person smokes more than he/she breathes and loves shaft. This joke of a human being often mistakes cock with vagina, hence his "5-vagina kill count" is really 5 good dick sucks.

This case is most commonly found in biological men that are pathologically-lying women.
John: "Look! What an RRSPPOSDB!"
Abraham: "Oh, true! He's driving an F-150 with shitty blacked-out tail lights on the way to smoke hookah with whale-shaped girls that he will get handjobs from and whose weight he'll underestimate by several hundred pounds when he brags to his friends!"

Michelle: "Do I smell burning fish?"
Suzie: "Nahh.. That's probably some RRSPPOSDB's vagina hair being singed by a poorly-wrapped blunt. No need to worry about that thing..."

Daniel: "Do these shorts make my ass look nice?"
Norman: "Bro, you're the biggest RRSPPOSDB i've ever met. faggot"
rrspposdb by gay4lifeballs November 24, 2009

Rustpuppet 

to cum in a girls ear without her knowing and she wakes up with dried cum in her ear
steve:Mike!i gave my girl a rustpuppet!

mike: NICE! **HIGH FIVE's steve
Short nap or rest
Bob was way tired so he took a short restpid
restpid by Cooker Bob February 28, 2017

Restpassing 

When you and your significant other have designated sides on a shared bed and the other person trespasses onto your side while sleeping thus causing you to wake up or to have to attempt sleep in an uncomfortable position.
I would have gotten a better night's sleep if Daniel would stop restpassing all night!
Restpassing by IfUrABird December 5, 2015
Short nap or rest
Bob was way tired so he took a short restpid
restpid by Cooker Bob February 28, 2017