A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
Dr. Sigmund Freud
by nethcev! April 28, 2004

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.
by Dr. Jonesy March 07, 2009

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".
by psychology nerd July 17, 2011

by Count Dooko September 15, 2005

by flat5 May 28, 2007

A “” doctor but not really
by @:;8( July 04, 2019

Terry: My psych evaluation is today. They're gonna decide if I'm ready to make it back on the streets.
Gina: Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.
Gina: Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.
by dionysius’bxtch March 17, 2019
