Psychologist

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.

Dr. Sigmund Freud

by nethcev! April 28, 2004

Psychologist

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

by Dr. Jonesy March 7, 2009

psychologist

someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking

Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"

by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat April 8, 2015

Psychologist

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson

by psychology nerd July 17, 2011

Psychologist

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

by Count Dooko September 15, 2005

Psychologist

Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.

the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood

by flat5 May 28, 2007

Psychologist

A “” doctor but not really

There are bs doctors like psychologists

by @:;8( July 4, 2019