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Someone who practices an outdated and mostly useless methodology which is entirely based on the mistaken belief that individuals’ chronic negative emotions are legitimate. They are not. Labeling those states as ‘depression’, ‘OCD’, or anything else only makes the situation worse. In reality they are nothing but bad habits learned in childhood. Listening to someone drone on and on about some unhappiness they experience chronically is not helpful. Instead it is enabling and reinforcing.

It is true that someone can have an isolated situation that results in genuine unhappiness, but any chronic negative emotion is not real. This is what should be explained to individuals with the bad luck (which is most people to some degree) to have this dysfunction. If they understood it was a bad habit perpetuated by feel-think they could, instead practice think-feel and, let it go. Of course they would have to be willing to give the second-hand love they get from others who perpetually offer them some sort of payoff for being unhappy. Anyone who reads this, is able to get it, and actually wants to get better should read “Conscious Neuroplastic Mediation: The Next Step in the Evolution of Human Conscious” for a description of specific techniques to use.
Do people still believe going to a psychologist will help?
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A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
by nethcev! April 28, 2004
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someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking
Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"
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Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".
Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson
by psychology nerd July 16, 2011
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