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A term coined by Kory Khener in a desperate attemp to appear as a h4x0r. His 1337 skills made other people so jelous that they accused him of hacking when he really was doing no such thing. Using this name will result in getting banned from many a server.

Also the name of the greatest band in the world from the small town of Massapequa.
Vote kick ROFLbot yo'! He's got 1137 hax like yahm or something.
ROFLbot by JT February 7, 2005
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roflpotato 

Rolling on the floor laughing plus a potato on the end for extra humor.

Originally a weak attempt at continuing a string of food-related lmao/rofl/lol/etc. terms.
Internerd 1: "ROFLCOPTER!"
Internerd 2: "LMAONADE!"
Internerd 1: "LMAONNAISE!"
Internoob: "ROFLPOTATO!"
Internerds 1+2: "... no."
roflpotato by Lance Q February 20, 2009

roflbrothel 

"I LOL'd all over a 'ho at the roflbrothel"
roflbrothel by Damy October 26, 2006
Someone who is like a machine when it comes to rolling the bud.
Man, this L is perfect. The guy who made it is a genuine rollbot!
Rollbot by Ronny L, CI February 10, 2010

ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
Bob: omg wanna cex later?
Chris: ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008

ROFLBTCIAN 

Short for Rolling on Floor Laughing because the Cat is a Noob.
Situation-Keyboard Cat playing Keyboard

*misses note
Me: ROFLBTCIAN!!!
ROFLBTCIAN by Blurty8 October 11, 2009

roflbomb 

An explosion of uncontrollable Laughter among a massive (or not so massive) group of people. MP
I dropped a massive roflbomb on the kids around me. They lawled all over themselves as a result.
roflbomb by Matt Perez November 24, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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