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Roflcockslap 

The action of cock-slapping someone while rolling on floor laughing, usually at them or at their exspense. Commonly used in online games by the victorious to the defeated.
"Wow I am going to have to roflcockslap your team now kiddo"
Roflcockslap by The Real BigCat March 27, 2009

Roflcock Award 

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
Roflcock Award by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

roflcock 

verb, noun

verb: to laugh at something that is anyway related to a man's genitala

noun: a joke that in some way relates to a mans genitalia
ted: did you see Jacob with the bone in the shower after gym?
tim: ya, roflcock

Jim McMahon: I am the badest man on the planet.
Viewer: Such roflcock
roflcock by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

Roflcock 

n. the act of rolling around laughing at a guy's one-inch wonder
Alice: Did you see Matt's tiny friend?
Katie: Yeah. It was a total roflcock moment.
Roflcock by Informational Pleasure October 16, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026