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Stands for "Rich Kid Problems". When an extremely wealthy person complains about their experience/object/ or anything that an average payed person would not complain about.
Rich Kid: My new bugatti needs a wash
Person #1: RKP?
Rich Kid: Wait you don't have change for a $100?
Person #1:RKP???
RKP by c0nar May 12, 2014
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"Road Kill Pussy" A super foul vagina.
Yo, Jourdan has a RKP! I smelt that shit as soon as I took her pants off!
rkp by DaPussSlayer December 7, 2013
One of the best schools in India, located in South Delhi. Known for its excellent facilities and a bulk of its students passing with ridiculously high grades. Infamous for its MMS clip which involved a novice giving a blowjob to her boyfriend.

Was run by a Dr. Shyama Chona, a Padma Bhushan recipient, who was highly respected and admired by all, except the students.
Now run by a former PE teacher, Dr. Saini who doesn't even have a basic command over the English language and who looks like a fucking servant.
Karan : Bro why are most of the ex students of DPS RKP who passed in 2009 or before doing so well, and the ones after sleeping on the road?

Aman: Kya boloon jabse Chona retire hui hai, school ki maa bhen kardi chutiya gavaar Saini ne
DPS RKP by paratrip July 13, 2011

yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri 

When you try to type "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' but for some reason microsoft decides to randomly switch your keyboard layout from dvorak to qwerty
yd. ;gjt xpr,b urq hgml.e rk.p yd. na'f eri seriously, again?
“Man i can’t stand iris she has rkps”
”Yeah i know she has nothing in her brain”
RKPS by Skinnypenis469 July 18, 2023

yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri

when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.
A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."
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