REPTILOID 

A part man-part reptile demon;a member of the Illuminati;a pteroid;a ciakar;a mothman;the Jeepers Creepers flying demon dude;reptile like demons that devour human flesh and blood;what the Illuminati consists of as far as members.

Dude,It totally blew me away when I read that Dubya and the Queen mum are alleged reptiloids,whoa!

REPTILOID by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

reptilian brotherhood 

The highly devoted fan base of youtuber "Leafyishere". After leafy had revealed his face on his 100,000 subscriber special, fans photoshopped him to be a reptilian. Now, fans of him can be found posting on youtube and twitch.tv content related to CS:GO such things as "HISSSS" or "Leaf a Like!"

My stream was pretty chill, until the reptilian brotherhood showed up.

reptilian brotherhood by HISSSSSSSSSS December 4, 2015

Reptilian Dude 

This is an alien that showed up like a Jack-in-the-box to tell humans how naive they have been to believe all those stupid alien conspiracy theories about giant headed aliens and that Nordics have our best interests at heart. He also wants to set the record straight on how maligned his kind have been in recent media coverage. Reptilians don't want our gold, they don't want to have sex with us. They want our pianos for crying out loud! Well, that and maybe to make a nice profit selling our genetic material across the universe... but definitely the pianos!

David Icke and his ilk are fucktards with all the insane shit they spout out of their mouths. Just think about those larged headed aliens they are going on about.

First of all no woman of any species is going to let a bulbous headed incel procreate with her. Do you know where that head would have to come out of? I don't think so Mister.

Anyways, he gave us legal notice about further exploitation, floods, earthquakes and the rest of that stuff in Revelations that nobody pays any attention to. But they will bring beer at least.

Man, what is up with this Reptilian Dude anyways? Is he trying to start a cult or something?

Nah bro, he just wants people to get their heads out of their ass long enough to notice all this shit that is about to go down.

Reptilian Dude by Hoisin Saucy July 27, 2019

reptilian humanoid 

Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.

Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?

reptilian humanoid by Byrdlady August 4, 2019

Reptilian Club Boys

Reptilian Club Boys is a group made up by Diamonds On My Dick and Hi-c.

dawg is you apart of Reptilian Club Boys?

Reptilian Club Boys by basedprophet June 11, 2019

The Reptilian Brotherhood

The Brotherhood that consist of LeafyIsHere's subscribers. He is their Reptilian Overlord, King, Master and Dad. LeafyIsBeafy. The Brotherhood consists mostly of people without no shame and an immense desire to ruin other YouTuber's comment sections and now also lives. They do exactly as subtly and indirectly commanded by their Overlord, Leafy.

Oh look, the Reptilian Brotherhood has targeted a YouTuber's video, and now it has 200 000 dislikes and a comment section full of "hissssss", "dad sent me", "fake and gay", and "Reptilians Unite!".

The Reptilian Brotherhood by JaX a.k.a BigDaddyWhite March 5, 2016

reptilian brotherhood 

Best organization in the world and lead by our Reptilian Overlord Leafy/Calvin

"Damn... who's spamming in the chat"- Streamer
"Oh thats just the reptilian brotherhood"- Smart Guy

reptilian brotherhood by E. Snakcy December 17, 2015