Regional 

Pertaining to a particular geographical area. The size of this area is ambiguous and may be varied to suit a particular CEO's salery.

A "regional" airline can cover an entire continent while "regional" cell phone service may give you to the end of your street and possibly across the street if you're on an extended plan.

Regional by Timmmay September 9, 2003

Regional 

An aliment a certain individual or group of people have who assert dominance with lack of intelligence. These country fried steak fed individuals value certain things like lifted trucks over investing for retirement. They also insist on bragging how tough they are by “telling a motherfucker”, especially when confronted in a Chili’s parking lot. A key symptom of having the syndrome is saying “yup” or “mmhmm” when another Regional affected by Regionaltism says “yup” or “mmhmm.” They also have folktales that will top any story being told, at any given time, about any topic. These stories range from wining State, pulling a gun on someone, to heroic tales of gallantry on the battlefield while serving in the Air Force away from the frontlines. Being a Regional can be cured but very few people can beat the disorder.

Individual 1:
“Ya, so I told my wife let me find out you spent money on that ol credit card again (ptuh , tink!). You think I can afford you buying clothes when I only have a full time job, cut grass on the side, and I’m only 100% VA”

Individual 2:
“Mmhmm”

Bystander listening and thinking:
“These two Regionals…”

Regional by User 704 November 11, 2024

Regional At Best 

A combination of 14 pieces of writing that God wrote himself, also twenty one pilots revised it to make it their own.

-Dude, Regional At Best is just heavenly.
-I know right, it helps me when I cry myself to sleep.

Regional At Best by top02 April 6, 2017

Regional Bro 

A Bro suffering from overstoke of regional specific activities.

In West Michigan: "Winds blowin 25kts, water temp is 65 and air temp is 52....any Regional Bros up for some kiteboarding? Heading to pier marquette"

Regional Bro by hmmm44 October 18, 2011

regional cleansing 

The business process of terminating an entire geographic location. Sometimes done to move people to corporate headquarters, of as part of a bigger plan to outsource jobs, or a cost savings plan to move jobs to a cheaper region (e.g. India).

The first thing Jeremy did after joining the company, was to perform "regional cleansing" of the Redmond, Washington development group. Jeremy showed up Monday and told everyone that their jobs were being eliminated. They had one month to look for new jobs in other corporate locations.

regional cleansing by Judi Uttal October 1, 2005

Regional at Best 

An album written by Tyler Joseph also known as Jesus Christ. Album written for Twenty One Pilots (TØP). Slme synonyms for Regional at Best are Dead, died, Non-existent, and Not real

Tyler Joseph: hey guys we have a new album called Regional at Best. We are very excited for you to listen to it!

Also tyler: never mind.

Fren: :(

Regional at Best by FootFøøps June 25, 2019

regional weather complex 

the false concept that the local weather is unique to all other weather in the world and is in itself its own entity. It is usually mundanely referenced when the weather is out of synch for the season. i.e. A 60F degree January day in Cleveland.

Fat old lady from Cleveland getting into her mini-van, "This ain't no winter day, it feels like summer! Kooky Cleveland weather!"

Intelligent bystander, "What's that? Are you another idiot with a regional weather complex?"

regional weather complex by furry bear October 2, 2009