ratfucked

so unbelievably drunk that you actually lose the ability to open both eyes at once....it just hurts to much!!!!

"dude, whats wrong with that guy?"
"its ok he's just ratfucked"

ratfucked by dude_sweeter May 13, 2005

Ratfucked

The act of an uncontrolled shard during sexual climax

That there feller with the air colored yeller ratfucked his old lady til the sheets stained.

Ratfucked by Phorrist Dumbp January 11, 2025

ratfucking 

1. In politics, the use of "dirty tricks" to discredit one's opponent(s). This often takes the form of false or semi-false accusations spread through underhanded means. The term was coined in the 1960s by Hunter S. Thompson and Bob Woodward. The art of ratfucking was brought into the public eye by Karl Rove. Among his ratfucking accomplishments are the 2000 GOP South Carolina primary and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

2. Sexual intercourse with rats.

Common usage on blogs: "Those rats ain't gonna fuck themselves, people!"

When rumors began to spread that Senator Booger had fathered secret quintuplets, he immediately suspected ratfucking from his opponent.

ratfucking by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

ratfuck 

A military term. Refers to rooting through an assortment of items and only taking what you want/need. It usually involves opening up a package or something shrinkwrapped, taking the desired item(s) and leaving the rest behind for the next unsuspecting individual.

Term is used in the Infantry division of the Army when someone opens up an MRE (meal ready to eat) package and only takes the candy/cookies. This leaves the next person to a meal with no treat.

"Some asshole ratfucked my MRE and took the Tootsie Pop!"

"Who ratfucked the Costco potato chip assortment and only took the Doritos?"

"You dick. You ratfucked the mini-cereals and only took the Apple Jacks".

ratfuck by Mrs. Stiteler June 19, 2009

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Rat Fucked

To search through said container and only take what one wants taking the good stuff and leaving the leftovers for others.

jeez! This liquor cabinet has been rat fucked to hell. Now there is nothing good left to drink.

Rat Fucked by cakdaddy 8==D March 3, 2009

ratfucker

Someone who screws people over in a bad way.

My boss, the ratfucker, wouldn't approve my vacation request, and my trip was non-refundable.

ratfucker by amanda March 9, 2004