RAFTW

Acronym standing for "Random Acronyms For The Win." Used after a string of other acronyms, especially if the user seems to be throwing them in randomly.

OMG I am ROTFLMAO at your lulzy jokes. You've got to STFU b4 I bust a nut. Also, RAFTW.

by cirrus42 September 20, 2011

That’s So Raftus

Dude absolutely murders beers, lies, is embarrassed of hanging out with people with cancer, and wheels birds like no tomorrow

Bro are you really hanging out with a kid with cancer
No way, that’s embarrassing

That’s so raftus

by JasonZelll October 11, 2021

RCFTW

An abbreviation of "Reading Comprehension For The Win"

Dude read what he typed.. he said a $1500 computer, not a $1500 calculator. RCFTW!

by MEGA77 April 3, 2011

Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

The Raftery

Putting penis in between a girls breast and titty fucking her.

Yo man, i heard you and that girl did "the raftery" last night

by friendlyneighborrr October 14, 2011

Pulling a Rafto

A term used in southern Ireland for stealing a girl you're either dating, that you like, or that you're persuing, usually happens between friends, and can cause conflict.

Friend 1: Ahh man, I'm feeling bad about the break up, I loved her :(

Friend 2: Don't worry bro, shes ok, I was in her house last night. We got a little thing going.

Friend 1: Dude! Your totally pulling a rafto on me?

Friend 2: ...

by Shevo July 8, 2012

weak under the rafters

Mentally challenged; not too swift; low IQ.

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021