R.W.I.

Remoting While Intoxicated

Your friend puts on a dvd, but then won't hit play. Too much to drink. Just mashing buttons on the remote.
Mark to Patty. " Josh is loaded. He can't hit play. R.W.I."

by drtontoranger January 2, 2014

W.I.R.L

Woman In Real Life
The exact opposite of G.I.R.L "Guy In Real Life"
An internet user who poses as male but is female in real life.

He is a Woman In Real Life
He is a W.I.R.L

by OneHalfKing January 10, 2009

r.i.w

Another way of saying rip; rest in weed.

(created by isuestarz in her 21 subscriber special)

Caleb: Man, I killed Snoop dog in my dream.
Harvey: Thats sad, r.i.w

by WeedExterminator May 30, 2016

W.I.R.F.H

Acronym for "Who Is Ready For Hillary" in reference to Hillary Clinton. Spawned from one of the campaign slogans "Ready for Hillary" W.I.R.F.H was created to streamline the asking process with the goal of determining who exactly is ready for Hillary.

Ron Burgundy: Lets ask that group of transgender conservatives over there W.I.R.F.H

by englishbasementsniffer June 30, 2016

W.I.R.E.D

when you’re tired, but you’re woke

W.I.R.E.D-

when you’re tired, but you’re woke.

by alainaisperfect986 January 13, 2019

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."

Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

by Larsbarz69 February 20, 2022