R.O.A.K.

Random Act Of Kindness.

To perform a Random act of kindess "R.O.A.K." without expecting anything or recognition in return. To perform the act without being seen and not saying anything about what you have done. Leaving somebody with the feeling of "Somebody out there cares", and not knowing who does. The best part of it is, doing for somebody you don't know.

Kinda like being a Superman.

How to R.O.A.K.

Leave a toy for the nieghbors kid on the porch and deny leaving it there if asked.

Put a quarter in a expired parking meter to prevent somebody getting a ticket.

Go to a church that you have never been to before and donate something, money, clothes or food and don't give your name.

Pick up a piece of trash on your way to and from your car when going to a store or shopping center.

It doesn't matter who gets "R.O.A.K"'d, it could be human, animal or earth.

R.O.A.K. by Avalanche5150 February 8, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L. by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L

I just want to have you back and keep you for the rest of my life

I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L For when you lost that someone

I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L by Sadboi0626 September 15, 2022

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

M.A.R.K.O 

Marko Ate mcdonalds Really fast Kausing Obesity

damn he pulled a M.A.R.K.O

M.A.R.K.O by m.a.r.k.o January 30, 2020

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i by No-_Name July 24, 2024