And if I don't succeed and I murder a kid with a list of names in an open browser tab on my phone and an instructions as to how to prove that the people on the list are perfectly aware of why that kid died? No reductio ad absurdum will save you.

Hym "All you have to do is hit the back button on the hundreds of saved submissions. Hundreds of saved definitions that will all coincide with episodes from the YouTube channels of the people whose names are on the list. Someone like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast could probably go even further and find out exactly which episodes coincide with each post with little to no work. It's over YouTube clowns. It was over the second Jordan Peterson shot that video with his A.I. friend. The look of abject dread sealed your fate. I will succeed. It's impossible for me to fail. Because I control what constitutes success... And you do not."

Succeed by Hym Iam August 11, 2024

The reason I will not succeed in life

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The reason I will not succeed in life by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

I try, you succeed

A phrased used as a form of endearment to each other when one tries their best and is acknowledged by the other with care and transparency.

John - "I try my best to make you happy". Merry - "And you succeed in doing so".

Where others try to make the best out of life by succeeding to make others better off when doing so.

I try, you succeed.

I try, you succeed by e1hanG November 21, 2020

attempt it and succeed

The new, corrected, optimistic, and success inducing version of the idiom "trial and error."

Some of the few individuals who stop to analyze language and think about what humans are really doing, really not doing, and perhaps should be doing, realized that the idiom trial and error induces failure, and they have corrected it to "attempt it and succeed."

attempt it and succeed by but for December 24, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026