R Kelly's Grandma
R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004
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R Kelly's Grandma
Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.
R Kelly's Grandma by Porksta July 20, 2005
R Kelly Syndrome
The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.
R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013
R. Kelly Slip
R. Kelly Slip by Fabio Quintera October 9, 2008
R Kelly Sharpshooter
The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
R Kelly Sharpshooter by ranchdong October 3, 2017
R. Kelly All Star
Me: See that chick over there giving me the eyes? She's a R. Kelly All Star. In a couple of years, she's gonna be serious.
Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile
Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile
R. Kelly All Star by TeflonDon March 11, 2008
Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting
To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.
Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008
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