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They Took ye'r joorbs! 

A phrase a white person says right after they had just lost their because a person of a different race is willing to work for much cheaper.
Whitey: I lost my job to that fag Mexican

Whitey #2: They took ye'r joorb.

Whitey #3:Te'kk er jerbs! ><

Whitey #4: ?? jerbzz!

Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.
Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!
Stuart I R Jones by Caddyhooligan November 23, 2021

R.I.M.J.O.B 

Acronym meaning: Recently Initated Member Joining Our Fraternity

Refers to college students who are newly initated into a greek fraternity.

Is said without the punctuation: “Rimjob”
Plural: “Rimjobs”
Hey Paul, we’re throwing a rager at the house tonight. Call over the R.I.M.J.O.B ‘s so they know about it!”
R.I.M.J.O.B by GreekWrangler February 6, 2019

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

John R. Lindensmith 

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.
John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.

liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

inability to spell a single word right.
Me: hey whats up dude?
Friend: wuzzup d@wg
Me: what do u think of me
Friend: liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz
Me: ...thx