R Kelley

Choking an underage girl while giving her anal.

Yo bro. Never pull an R Kelley. They'll shank you up real good in prison.

R Kelley by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019

R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

R Kelley by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

R Kelly Syndrome 

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013

R Kelly 

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading

R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.

R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019

R Kelly 

The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.

R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003

R Kelly 

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.

I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.

R Kelly by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023

R Kelly's Grandma 

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004