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Quock -Noun - The most foul, beat up, smelly, having long beef curtains(usually containing warts and open sores),disease infeststed, ingrown hairs covering entire pubic region, very greasy pubic hair(never washed) basically it is the worst of the worst vaginas.
I met the most beautiful woman at the club. I took her home to bang and when I took off her panties she had a QWOCK !!! As soon as I saw the qwock it made me vomit in her lap!!
qwock by Archy P. February 25, 2021
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Qwock of shit 

Some false information this is obviously a qwock of shit
Lenard: Yo Larry your hear about the flying cows?
Larry: Oh Lenard you know that stuff about the flying cows is a qwock of shit
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Qwonking 

Going into random World of Warcraft servers and VRChat lobbies and telling people to “Qwonk my bush”. This originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft servers are now filled with people asking others to "Qwonk me daddy".
Person 1: Let's go Qwonking!

Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!

Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
Qwonking by Lipcose July 13, 2018

Qwonk Sauce 

The magical sauce excreted by the extremely famous VRChat player Qwonk. This sauce is used in ass bakeries all over the world and is spread in water conduits throughout the earth. Qwonk sauce is possibly the cause of all current virtual reality pregnancies making Qwonk the ultimate daddy.
Person 1: Holy shit did Kate get pregnant?

Person 2: Yeah she gave a lap dance and got a little bit of Qwonk sauce on her!

Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY WIFE I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
Qwonk Sauce by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Some guy famous for making the gayest VRChat videos ever
You fucking Qwonk!
Qwonk by VR Degenerate June 12, 2018
Acronym standing for Queer Women of Color
QWOC like Wanda Sykes are so important to the community.
QWOC by Mushmush12 December 13, 2014

Qwonk Bakery 

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
Qwonk Bakery by Lipcose July 15, 2018