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・゜゜・ ・ ゜゜\_o< QUACK!
When a duck quacks and you see it, so you qweck in response.
Check out that duck! Qweck, little guy!
qweck by ultrapseudonym December 15, 2017
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qweck • Queck • Qweak • qwerky • qwack • Qwacko • QWEK • qwerk • Qwerking • quecke
To be high from THC and caffeine simultaneously.
Person 1: I just finished that joint. Now to finish my coffee.
Person 2: You're gonna be qwerked...
Qwerked by Vital May 3, 2014
Can you please schedule for the next 3 months a qweekly meeting on Friday.
Qweekly by abir5037 December 15, 2021
Qwack qwack said the duck.
qwack by Dingle64 July 8, 2016
Qwerk, the god of stories, was birthed at the beginning of everything when our lord, Lord Joel, woke up to the universe and wished for a burek to eat. And once he was created and forgotten by the Lord, he roamed great and far to share his tells of wonder, or rather disgust and horror, to little children and grown adults alike. Many have come to fear his return and others have come to dislike him, but others have come to love his stories and the being himself. Followers of this god are called, His Children.
Qwerk! Why have you brought these tells of horror to us!?
Qwerk by Monster_Dog May 9, 2016
an infuriating, inferior, rude, shady, female dog. this is an extremely offensive insults usually associated to people older than you.
my teacher is such a freakin queck, i hate her and the class.

that queck can leave, she's so annoying.
queck by 143215432 April 11, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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