9 definitions by Lipcose
An extremely deadly disease from being qwonked directly in the mouth hole with tons of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberry crust (but only when dingleberry crust is present on the outside). Sometimes qwonkitis involves taking a dump with deadly amounts of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You got that qwonkitis?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.
Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.
Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
by Lipcose July 18, 2018
The magical sauce excreted by the extremely famous VRChat player Qwonk. This sauce is used in ass bakeries all over the world and is spread in water conduits throughout the earth. Qwonk sauce is possibly the cause of all current virtual reality pregnancies making Qwonk the ultimate daddy.
Person 1: Holy shit did Kate get pregnant?
Person 2: Yeah she gave a lap dance and got a little bit of Qwonk sauce on her!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY WIFE I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
Person 2: Yeah she gave a lap dance and got a little bit of Qwonk sauce on her!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY WIFE I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
Having an orgasm from listening to the extremely sexy voice of Qwonk, the famous VRChat YouTuber. This type of gasm is usually contained in ass bakeries across the globe and within Qwonk Kingdom. Qwonk’s ass bakeries are filled with gallons of horse semen and Qwonk sauce on top of ice cream cones.
Person 1: Holy shit did my daughter just have an orgasm right in front of us?
Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.
Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
Going into random World of Warcraft servers and VRChat lobbies and telling people to “Qwonk my bush”. This originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft servers are now filled with people asking others to "Qwonk me daddy".
Person 1: Let's go Qwonking!
Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!
Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!
Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
by Lipcose July 13, 2018