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The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest girl in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do her justice.

The one that is indescribable.
(teacher)Timmy please define perfection

(Timmy) Quortni
Quortni by same as first October 24, 2009
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Quortnie 

An amazingly funny person with a beatiful face and wonderful personality. Absolutley outgoing and hilarious. Sure to cause an uproar no matter where she goes. Dreams big and is sure to succeed.
Person1: Quortnie is so funny.
Person2: Yes! She's awesome.
Quortnie by TripleMint March 31, 2011
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A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.
Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.
quorning by Compsci May 8, 2005
Otherwise known as "Q" she is the bestfriend of the well-known, "Niggas." Unlike all of her sexy friends, she is not flirtatious as the rest, but fun in her own way. Kick ass pitcher in softball, but Sarah can hit better. Yeah Q, we went there. Also, the cool way to spell the name Quartni.
Man 1: "Hey are the bitches coming over?"
Man 2: "Oh yeah Quartni and her friends?"
Man 1: "Yeah Nigga."
Quartni by Niggagood22 July 29, 2011

Quornita Saunders 

Introvert, fun, friendly, and passionate. You can always count on her on anything once you have win her trust and friendship
Being friend's with Quornita Saunders is like:

You: "Hey Quornita can you help me with..."

Her: "What you need help with?"
Quornita Saunders by Lrg97 August 10, 2017
She is the most pettiest person loves to talk about everyone and thinks everything is funny
Quortney is soo funn
quortney by Lily1368 November 24, 2021
The act where a piece of meat is eaten and a smaller size animal of which was eaten is excreted therefore creating new life and making all meat vegan friendly meat
son,dont eat too much pork or the quorning could be painful
quorning by stbjb April 14, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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