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A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.
Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.
quorning by Compsci May 8, 2005

Quornita Saunders 

Introvert, fun, friendly, and passionate. You can always count on her on anything once you have win her trust and friendship
Being friend's with Quornita Saunders is like:

You: "Hey Quornita can you help me with..."

Her: "What you need help with?"
Quornita Saunders by Lrg97 August 10, 2017

Quorving 

Turning over a curve while driving in a que
The road is quorving to the right
Quorving by Daarrr February 11, 2018

Nora Quoirin 

A truly wonderful girl or Franc/Irish descent, who sadly was reported missing on August 4th 2019 in a Malaysian rainforest. According to the BBC News, she was born with holoprosencephaly, a mental condition and she was extremely vulnerable. Thousands of people went to help find her in the rainforest, and on August 13th 2019 a body was found near to where she went missing. It has not yet been identified, but it is believed to be Nora. R.I.P
Person 1: Did you hear about Nora Quoirin on the news?
Person 2: Yes, it’s so sad.
Nora Quoirin by URBAN_09 August 13, 2019
The act where a piece of meat is eaten and a smaller size animal of which was eaten is excreted therefore creating new life and making all meat vegan friendly meat
son,dont eat too much pork or the quorning could be painful
quorning by stbjb April 14, 2011

dirty quori 

The one who likes to have sex in a gas station bathroom while allowing random people to shit on them
Omg I heard she did a dirty quori last week
dirty quori by anonymous September 10, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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