A quokka is a small, majestic, native Australian animal. Quokkas are found in Western Australia and Rottnest Island, they are very friendly and love to come up to you and say hi! Quokkas resemble a joey and have cute little paws. Quokkas are known for being the worlds happiest animal because they are always smiling. :)

"Mikal, Christinaaaaa and Annacar went to Rottnest island to visit their quokka friends"
"awww that quokka is so cute!"

quokka by Annacar Quokka October 21, 2016

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Quokka

A small fuzzy creature that is SO cute and I ADORE them, they only live at Rottnest island and has no natural predators so they are friendly to people and take selfies.

They also SMILE. THEY ARE SO CUTE.

Guy 1 : "Hey I saw some quokkas yesterday"

Guy 2 : "Show me the quokka"

Guy 1 : *Opens briefcase showing a pack of smiling and happy quokkas*

Guy 2 : "Good."

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Quokka pile

A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.

Clean up that Quokka pile!

Quokka pile by doof15 May 6, 2009

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quondamness

A thesaurus full of imaginary yet important sounding words that shoddy authors use in order to find strange obscure or even imaginary words to use in their stories, in the hopes of sounding more intelligent than they will ever be.

I could use the word "shiny" but I will consult my quondamness to find a harder word to make me look smart!

quondamness by Mal1bu May 14, 2008

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Quonky

Silly, Crazy

A word used to describe someone behaving in a silly manner

"Man, that kid shitting on the teacher's desk is quonky"

Quonky by QuonkyBear March 23, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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