Quoffed

Name: Quoffed Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Past tense of queef.

She gon done and quoffed.

Quoffed by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

Get the Quoffed mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

queffed

To have been killed.

Two guys just showed up and queffed Jim

queffed by LDotRappa December 5, 2020

Get the queffed mug.

Related Words

Quoffed • quaffed • Quiffed • Quaffed out • queffed • i quiffed • perfectly quaffed hair

Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

Quaffed by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

Get the Quaffed mug.

Quaffed

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

Quaffed by TehLeafyLettuce October 29, 2011

Get the Quaffed mug.

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

perfectly quaffed hair by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

Get the perfectly quaffed hair mug.

Quaffed out

(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.

Also:
To have a glorified mullet

"Yo, Tek's mullet is mad quaffed out. I wish i had his sex appeal."

"That nig is mad quaffed out"

Quaffed out by educated sexpod October 14, 2004

Get the Quaffed out mug.

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

quaffed by pruney78 May 23, 2009

Get the quaffed mug.

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

Word of the Day on October 9, 2026

Get the piddlefart mug.

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

Get the wrongun mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.