Quochtear Share definition Flag After a girl has diarrhea a drip of poo slides down her gooch into her vagina causeing a brown tear. I was eating out Laura last night when a quochtear slid right into my mouth. Quochtear by Ignacio Wyace March 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Quochtear mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch