Quoan

An old English word contextually thought to mean something like “Complain”, Quoan is an amalgam of the words “Questionable” and “Groan”. It’s currently attributed to Shakespeare, as it’s found in two of Shakespeare’s Sonnets.

From Sonnet 212:
For I have not a half penny to loan
But you my love are anything but quoan

Potential use:
“Dude did you hear Stacy last night?”
“I know, she wouldn’t stop quoaning about her new boyfriend!”

by cheeseman ;) January 9, 2025

Quanclivious

absolutely atrocious.

the schools chicken sandwich looked absolutely quanclivious.

by TheKneecapLord April 13, 2022

Quandivilous

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.

Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.

by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

Quanclivilous

Quanclivilous Cuan-Sliv-ill-Us is a term used to describe something or someone so foul, vile, undesirable and disgusting that no one in their left, right, wrong or no mind at all would want or even fathom about wanting.

“If you don’t get this Quanclivilous ass chicken sandwich out my face!”

“I heard that Shania is so Quanclivilous that roaches don’t even come near her”

by lx_mb April 15, 2022

Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quandale Dingles asian brother

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022