quanch

a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.

i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.

by gunch August 10, 2003

quanch

a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.

Steve is a quanch.

by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004

quanch

Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.

Allison is such a F-ing quanch.

by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009

quanch

To quench your thirst while staunching the sorness in your throat

My throat was feeling raw till I quanched it with a half gallon of cranberry juice.

by Hartville Ken May 05, 2006

quanch

the act of being a quinn, or "quanch."

Quanch is a Panch who pooped in his pants.

by John Bob July 09, 2003

quanch

When a quanch is acting like a panch. Or when he poops it up by saying somebody else poops in his pants while he was wearing them.

Quanch is a panch who pooped in his pants and said somebody else did it while he was wearing them

by JohnBob July 29, 2003

Quanch

A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.

Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch

by David+Isaac+Randy August 12, 2010