quanch 

a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.

i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.

quanch by gunch August 9, 2003

Quanch 

A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.

Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch

Quanch by David+Isaac+Randy August 13, 2010

quanch 

a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.

Steve is a quanch.

quanch by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004

quanch 

Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.

Allison is such a F-ing quanch.

quanch by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009

Quanch 

Cat fart

Among the most powerful of wretched odors is the quanch.

Quanch by Phlutsac August 9, 2012

Quanch 

A crazy guy who constantly thinks about "schmoogling" anything with a pulse. His iq level is probably 50 and he has a fetish for milfs.

Quanch: hey baby, wanna schmoogle?

Girl: Ew, stay away from me.

Quanch by Cakes1996 October 18, 2012

Quanch 

To smoke or inhale something, usually weed but could refer to any thing that is smoked

"Anyone wanna quanch this blunt with me?"

Quanch by Quanchmachine May 27, 2017