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a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.
i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.
by gunch August 09, 2003
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A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.
Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch
by David+Isaac+Randy August 12, 2010
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a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.
Steve is a quanch.
by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004
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A crazy guy who constantly thinks about "schmoogling" anything with a pulse. His iq level is probably 50 and he has a fetish for milfs.
Quanch: hey baby, wanna schmoogle?

Girl: Ew, stay away from me.
by Cakes1996 October 18, 2012
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To quench your thirst while staunching the sorness in your throat
My throat was feeling raw till I quanched it with a half gallon of cranberry juice.
by Hartville Ken May 05, 2006
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