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Die Quietly
Said to someone making a loud noise (often put on) noise while coughing/ sneezing disturbing something important.
Person 1: *cough cough* ah *cough cough*
Person 2: Can you please die quietly, I'm trying to listen to this movie.
Person 2: Can you please die quietly, I'm trying to listen to this movie.
Die Quietly by imogenella May 27, 2012
Related Words
quitetly chuckling to myself
"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.
Part of the issr
Part of the issr
quitetly chuckling to myself by Forces May 11, 2006
just quietly
A combination of words often said just before or after a confronting sentence so as to (apparently) soften the blow whilst also snidely stressing your point.
Ben: "Hey man. I know I've been drinking. But should I go there."
Tom: "Dude. Just quietly? She has a forehead the size of a bus."
Stranger: "Those glasses make you look like a rapist. Just quietly."
Tom: "Dude. Just quietly? She has a forehead the size of a bus."
Stranger: "Those glasses make you look like a rapist. Just quietly."
just quietly by maltwhiskey May 29, 2010
Quotely
–adverb
1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something quotely.
–adjective
2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a quotely record of the proceedings.
3. skilled at recording or noting down speeches, proceedings, etc., with word-for-word accuracy: a quotely stenographer.
1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something quotely.
–adjective
2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a quotely record of the proceedings.
3. skilled at recording or noting down speeches, proceedings, etc., with word-for-word accuracy: a quotely stenographer.
Quotely by Big Pun Leslie March 11, 2008
"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Crying In Quietly
Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
Crying In Quietly by monkeymanta December 12, 2009
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