When pretending to know what you're talking about, using this word helps this conversation go smoothly. It has no actual meaning, and when used by the speaker, it can mean whatever you want. It is mainly used as a noun, but saying it as an adjective is still okay. Using it with confidence and without hesitation, this word can be a great use.
Professional Birdwatcher: So, have you seen any rare birds?
Amateur Birdwatcher: I saw a Quinnard once. Beautiful bird. You?
Any kind of lethal throwing weapon in video games such as throwing knives, tomahawks, axes and can even be related to throwing knives and crossbow bolts. Most popularly used in Call of Duty. Can also be used as a verb. Quinnards exist in real life but are most popular in games. One popular myth and figure popular in MW19 is the Quinnard Man. Described as the Ghost operator with a black ghillie suit. His only method of murder is through the use of Quinnards.
Any type of small, lethal throwable such as tomahawks, throwing knives, etc. higher ranking quinnard weapons are also ballistic knives and crossbow bolts. Can be used as a verb (act of quinnarding). Most popular in games such as Call of Duty.
A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Noun- A novice who exists mostly in the 3rd dimension, where they chant strange incantations and mist lavender everywhere. They wear strange ill fitting, mostly drab garb.r Quintard’s claim they have the ability to read minds, unfortunately they cannot read the label on a wine bottle. They also proclaim to harness energy from supposed magic crystals but these powers can be blocked with an amulet that blocks communist evil. Quintard’s can also clear a room with their lack of personality and strange mannerism’s.
Avoid interaction or the hiring of Quintard’s.
“Bro, this Quintard came into my suite and just stood there. It liked totally freaked out my guests and made small children cry.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.