Quintard
A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019
Related Words
Quifftard • quintard • Queeftard • Quiffadilly • Quiltard • Quicktard • quigtard • Quiltardificationism • Quintardify • quiztard
quiztard
quintard
the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach.
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD
Spencer is the quintessential Quintard
quintard by The Nemesis November 14, 2007
Queeftard
1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
Queeftard by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009
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