Quifftard 

Some cunt with a quiff - mason johnson

This guys a quifftarded guy brud AYYYYYYY

Quifftard by pakiahki June 19, 2024

Quintard 

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.

Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."

Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019

quiztard 

A person who posts endless quiz and poll results on their blog, MySpace, etc.

I took Megan off my friends list because she's such a quiztard.

quiztard by G M October 31, 2007

quintard 

the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach.
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD

Spencer is the quintessential Quintard

quintard by The Nemesis November 14, 2007

quigtard 

Someone, or something, beyond the normal realms of retardation, fotardation, botardation, xtardation. This entity is so supremely "tarded" that it is, in all likelyhood, not real.

The ultimate example clearly derives from Xbox fanboys. My GOD they are quigtarded.

quigtard by AZ December 31, 2004

Queeftard 

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

Queeftard by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009

Quiltard

Being a quiltard, is having an uncommunicable amount of retardation plus the fascist, woke ideology of the "Quiltloader"

"Why is this person so obsessed with the quiltloader? This person must be quiltarded."

Quiltard by jebam July 27, 2022