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quiffier 

a French teacher that queefs in between classes and tickles her kids buts
Wow miss o'rilley is a quiffier
quiffier by RExfy May 10, 2023
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quiffer is a pusy fart
quiffer by jennifer December 15, 2003
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Quiefierre

a woman who quiefs suddenly during a steamy threesome and then wrongfully blames the other woman in an effort to escape embarrassment.
While Daddy was grinding two icky-sticky holes at once, Cindy quiefed and blamed Sandy so that doubt of the quiefing culprit would permeate the air thicker than the juicy quief's salty scent itself. Cindy's stinky lie to save her perfect image renders her the ultimate Quiefierre.
Quiefierre by Daddy Jon Hahl June 22, 2011

Quiffer Sniffer 

During some hot sex, the chick might let out a pussy fart. The guy then immediately goes down and sniffs it up.
Ted: "Yo I was fuckin my girl last night when i think she farted out of her pussy. So I smelt down there to see. Yeah she did."

Jay: "Dude...you're a quiffer sniffer...terrible"
Quiffer Sniffer by Xander88 October 17, 2008
A person who likes to sniff bicycle seats
Dude look at Randy sniffing Carl's bicycle seat! What the fuck is that? What a fucking quiffer.
Quiffer by dudemanyo October 11, 2008

quifferniffer 

A really hairy smelly sex organ that is used to mop up the most vulgar messes. Be careful of the monsters that hide in the trenches hideous thing.
Hey joe, could i borrow your mother's quifferniffer?
a extremly camp man
quiffer by big t July 27, 2003
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