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Quibblex 

Creating a synthetic breast from sand, water baloons, and gorilla nipples. After it is created, one must continuously hump this apparatus until it bursts and the sand spills out onto the males penis and causes friction burns. The male then proceeds to yell MANGROVE and ejaculates on the sand. He then proceeds to take the sand and sperm mixture and puts it in a milk carton and tries to get a girl to drink it while wearing a sweater vest.
Ian performed a quibblex on his sister and she fell for it. Sucker.
Quibblex by larson lives free July 28, 2010
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The Quibbler 

Part of a phrase that usually goes (after one has stated a very unbelievable story) Oh yeah? Where'd you hear that? the Quibbler? -laughs ensue- This references the newspaper The Quibbler that Xenophilius Lovegood of the Harry Potter series prints on a regular basis, which is usually full of ridiculous sightings of fictional creatures and outlandish stories.
Rutherford: Did you know that dogs go to heaven? God told me last night!

Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?

-laughter from all but Rutherford-

Rutherford: -cries-
The Quibbler by FrailIcarusWings October 20, 2009

Quibbledorf 

The smaller, lesser-known fifth House of Hogwarts. It is a kind of special-ed House where the wizards with mental handicaps are placed. The House color is chartreuse yellow so that the often wandering students can be found easily. Quidditch is played on the gound with cones and a Nerf ball and the players all wear helmets. The Quibbledorf Trio is Leroy (Harry) who has Tourette's and a stutter, Rain (Hermione) who is mentally handicapped and stares and drools and Sampson (Ron) who has a hunchback and is in love with Rain, constantly wiping her drool.

Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.
Trying to push open a door that says "pull"...Quibbledorf

Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf

Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf

Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."

The Quibbler Crew 

A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa
"Man, I wish I was cool enough to join The Quibbler Crew server..."
The Quibbler Crew by impeppapig June 14, 2016

Quibbledick

1. (n.) A bro who can't make decisions on his own, needs the reliance of others to stay cool, make other friends, and steals their jokes/ behaviors and trademarks them for his own.

It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
Every group of friends has a quibbledick parasite on their hands
Unfair and plain evasion of the truth by use of ambiguous terms.
He quibbled along and eventually enraged the inquirers.
quibble by Larstait November 14, 2003

quibblewiff

Smelling something that is unrecognized or unfamiliar
While driving in the car we smelled something so foul it was quibblewiff
quibblewiff by Saladsack September 22, 2013
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