4 definitions by larson lives free
A baemerk is essentially the result of a long, hard thought process. It usually represents a stalemate in logical thought and can be thought of as a mental block.
"You thought any more about where you want to live next year?"
"No man, I'm really in a baemerk right now."
"No man, I'm really in a baemerk right now."
by larson lives free April 13, 2010
An astronomical unit of measurement that is used by astrophysicists and theoretical scientists. It measures the singular gravitation at a single point in space realative to the summation of all bodies of mass that lay within pull of the specific point. The unit is based on a number of mass bodies, as the number approaches infinity, that affect the gravitation on a singular point. The unit specifies that the summation as the number approaches infinity of mass bodies lay at a distance of 1.00*10^7 km in any given direction, thus making the point of reference the center in a circle of raduis 1.00*10^7 with the outerline defined by an infinity number of masses all with mass of 1*10^20 kg.
by larson lives free April 13, 2010
Creating a synthetic breast from sand, water baloons, and gorilla nipples. After it is created, one must continuously hump this apparatus until it bursts and the sand spills out onto the males penis and causes friction burns. The male then proceeds to yell MANGROVE and ejaculates on the sand. He then proceeds to take the sand and sperm mixture and puts it in a milk carton and tries to get a girl to drink it while wearing a sweater vest.
by larson lives free July 28, 2010
When a female squats in a vacuum and takes a poop that floats back into the butt crack and gets lodged into the anus forever.
by larson lives free July 28, 2010