Queer'an

The Queer'an is the religious text that contains the teachings and dogma for moral, philosophical, and fashionable ideology. It is most closely followed by the homosexuality community.

I have a strict nightly routine. Before bed, I read a chapter or two of verse from the Queer'an, have a confessional with my hag, and then masturbate my butthole. This keeps me on the gay and narrow.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

Queer and feminist Theories

Jiberish spread by morons and idiots

Dr. Dyke and Dr. Bendover earned their PhDs in Queer and Feminist theories. They applied to all the liberal colleges and universities in the United States. They got professorship jobs at Sarah Lawrence College, and they produced an endless horde of welfare queens with huge student loans. Their welfare queens screamed for a government bail out.

by queensburykid July 29, 2022

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

Quote from a King somewhere

Stop drinking that beer you queer. Liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

by Notaking January 28, 2017

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010

Anarchy, My Queer

Anarchy my queer means "there is nothing to fear"

She said:"Anarchy, my queer in front of those who oppose the beliefs others just wanting to live and be free in the face of nazis" anarchy, my queer shalom.

by YYPES December 26, 2022