The Queer'an is the religious text that contains the teachings and dogma for moral, philosophical, and fashionable ideology. It is most closely followed by the homosexuality community.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A name given to any Kieran, unless the Kieran in question is a sick guy in the first place. Most of the time however, this is not the case, otherwise thus would have been entitled Kieran in the first place.

gay loser who goes to catholic school

A strange, bushy-haired creature that reproduces by forcing itself on unsuspecting hoovers.