commit

to kill yourself (suicide)

"I can't believe i beat it with that nasty chick"
"Yeah yo, you should commit"

by THunter December 29, 2007

commit

(v) to kill oneself. typically specific to suicidal feelings when lagging on tinychat

Jess: Am I layging? I'm layging, you guys, I'm gonna commit!

by clapoverhead July 5, 2011

Commit

Inflected Form(s):

com·mit·ted; com·mit·ting
1 a: to put into charge or trust : entrust b: to place in a prison or mental institution c: to consign or record for preservation <commit it to memory> d: to put into a place for disposal or safekeeping
2: to carry into action deliberately : perpetrate <commit a crime>
3 a: obligate, bind

If you are committed to correct spelling, you will remember that this word doubles its final t from "commit" to "committed."

by My Pseud0nym July 28, 2009

commit

com·mit kuh-mit
–verb (used with object)

To masturbate to a movie not intended for the aforementioned purpose.

Sure, it was all fun and games at first...but when we caught Ben renting "The Parent Trap" we knew he had a problem.

I was gonna commit to that cute CNN anchor this morning, but that story about teen obesity was major buzzkill.

by Br1an December 8, 2006

commit

to place oneself in extreme circumstances to complete a ridicolously loose task

masslad1- im going to commit the bilshwang while riding my tricycle backwards down the hill while balancing on my head

masslad2- woooow looooose i cant beleive u are going to commit that

example2- COMMMITING THE SHwwAAAAAAANNNNNgggggggggggg

by looose October 10, 2008

Commit

Verb

Used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
References "Go Commit Suicide"

Can also be used with the word "Go" as in "Go Commit"

Sam: "Hey Jake, wanna chill?"
Jake: "Sorry I can't. Im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away."
Sam: "Commit, you bastard."

by selkewelke February 5, 2009

Commit

A fucking trap

COMMIT YOUR SUCH A TRAP

by Anayhsuhs March 3, 2021